He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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