i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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