Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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