I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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