i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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