worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
its not stalking. its research.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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