My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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