We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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