You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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