question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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