Duck Duck Cougar?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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