She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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