Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
We had sex on a dog bed..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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