there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
