Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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