I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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