Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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Wipe that smile off your face.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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