Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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