She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Bring me that man meat
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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