Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
