Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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