This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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