Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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