How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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