I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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