Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
