she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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