I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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