He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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