im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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