she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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