Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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