My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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