who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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