stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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