Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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