How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
