My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Well I just put wine in my tea
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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