After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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