I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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