they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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