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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?

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  In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions

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• (818): View more from California

  Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.

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