I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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