I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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