He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
do nipples grow back?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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