Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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