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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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