Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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