I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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