I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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